Christmas Carols For Everyone: Humorous Christmas Paper Greeting Card

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SKU: 1088 Noble Works

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Cover Reads: Christmas Carols For The Mentally Unbalanced. Schizophrenia -- Do You Hear What I Hear? Multiple Personality Disorder -- We Three Kins Disoriented Are Dementia -- I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas Narcissistic -- Hark The Herald Angels Sing About Me Manic -- Deck The Halls And Lawns And Streets And Stores And Offices And Cars And Bushes And Trees... Paranoid -- Santa Claus Is Coming To Town To Bet Me. Borderline Personality Disorder -- Thoughts Of Roasting On An Open Fire, Jack Frost Nipping At My Nose. Attention Deficit Disorder -- Silent Night, Holy Ooooh Look At The Froggy, And I Have A Chocolate, Why Is France So Far Away? Personality Disorder -- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Put, I'm Gonna Tell You Why. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder -- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells....
Inside Reads: Hope Your Christmas Is Sane.