“Oh Fudge” Soap

“Oh, Fudge!” said Ralphie

Only I didn’t say fudge. I said the word! The big one! The Queen Mother of all dirty words! The F-dash-dash-dash word!” said young Ralphie’s older self in his reflective, adulthood narrative of the flat-tire changing scene from the movie A Christmas Story. Ralphie learned the “fudge word” from his father, played by Kevin McGavin, though upon interrogation by his mother, played by Melinda Dillon, “Where did you learn that word?” Ralphie places the blame for its source on his innocent friend, Schwarz.

You can wash up after all that foul mouthed language with a fresh peppermint scent. 

***Do Not Actually eat, it is real soap!***