These pens are sure to be a hit with anyone who has, or knows someone who has a kid. RIP sleeping in? I mean who knew that having a kid meant never sleeping past 5 am again. Set of 5 black ink ballpoint pens. Pens read: It Takes a Village and a Vineyard. Sorry I'm Late, I Have Kids. I Love My Ungrateful Children. My Parenting Style is Called Survivalist. RIP Sleeping In.