Women's Garland Christmas Sweater - Green and Red Tinsel Ornament Ugly Christmas Cardigan. Christmas time is no time for subtlety, ladies, so why not turn heads in this Women's Tacky Tinsel Christmas Sweater? When you're all out of Christmas party costume ideas, dressing as a beloved Christmas tree is the only option - and this is one that's been decorated head to toe in delicious tacky silver tinsel. If that wasn't enough, it comes with its very own hanging baubles - a great talking point for parties; probably not so great for airport security. Pair the tacky tinsel sweater with an under-top and an equally fetching set of green and red tights for that elfish look, or go super-risquÃ© like our model here and leave a little festive glow on show. Hand-wash or dry clean only.