Soap for Christmas Spirit

Because if you're talking Christmas spirits, I'm down for a an apple pie moonshine stat. Or at least a shot of bourbon. Heck, I'll take anything you've got at this point. My Christmas spirit may be currently low on the holly jolly scale, but dump some cocktails in me and I'll be caroling louder than anyone else waiting in line at Taco Bell at 2 a.m. on a Tuesday night.

•  Made in United States
• Fragrance:  Apple Pie Moonshine
•  Ingredients: Coconut, palm, and safflower oils; glycerin, water, sodium hydroxide, sorbitol, sorbitan oleate, soy bean protein, coloring, fragrance.