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Eat a Jar of Dicks
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Eat a Jar of Dicks

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Eat a Jar of Dicks

Eat a Jar of Dicks is 2lbs of delicious tart dick shaped candies in a plastic jar. This rainbow of fruit flavored candy makes a great gift for ex-husbands, bosses, coworkers, family members and neighbors. Nowadays there are assholes everywhere, so make sure to keep a jar handy in your car, desk or purse!  You never know when you will need it.

Hundreds of bite sized, multi-colored, fruity mini candy penises. Perfect for parties, or a funny gift!  *taste like sweetarts

You’ll get 300 points for each product